the buzz log

Guiliani, Obama, Kucinich... yaaaaaaaaaaawn. When it comes to choosing the next president, many Americans couldn't care less. If you want passion from the populace, you've gotta talk about something important, something vital, something like... who's gonna play Wonder Woman.

The long rumored "Wonder Woman" (+2,658%) movie inspired interest from nerds and geeks alike, as both parties searched for the latest casting gossip. Queries on "jessica biel wonder woman" surged 3,266% indicating she's (still) the front-runner and fan favorite. However, from what we can tell, the shapely starlet has pulled a Howard Dean by bowing out of the race.

So, with Biel out of the picture, who is the leading candidate to play the lasso-wielding Amazon princess? According to the latest scuttlebutt, either Christina Millian or Teresa Palmer may don the star-spangled bustier for the upcoming "Justice League of America" film (not to be confused with the stand-alone "Wonder Woman" movie). Either would be an intriguing choice, but studio execs would do well to consider other beautiful brunettes like Anne Hathaway, Megan Fox, and (of course) Angelina Jolie. If Tinseltown gets the casting wrong, there's going to be rioting in the theater aisles. Nobody wants that.