the buzz log

Dear Diary,

This will be last entry. Federal agents are at my door. They claim they have the right to seize you, my dearest friend. I keep telling them that I played a princess in two Disney films so they have no jurisdiction within my kingdom. Unfortunately, they seem nonplussed by my pleading.

You may be wondering why you are being taken from me. As it turns out, it’s all due to my ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. You remember him, don’t you? I used to date him because he looked like Zach Braff. I finally dumped him once his legal troubles became more than my publicist could possibly bear.

I have been charged with no crime, but as the New York Daily News points out, the agents still want to examine you. I assume they want to see if there is any evidence against my ex held between your well-worn pages. With any luck, you will be promptly returned and I can resume scribbling.

In the meantime, I will have to make do with these articles from Yahoo! Buzz. They are a poor substitute for you, but they sum up the issues quite nicely. May we meet again soon and may the FBI return you unscathed.

Permanently yours,

Anne