the buzz log

Since Apple launched the new iPhone, an entire universe of web applications for the gee-whiz device has spun into being. Available through the computer maker's new App Store, these downloadable "apps" are created by independent developers. Many of them are free. The program has been so successful that hooked users have griped about their "appiphilia" addiction.

Select an app, download it to your phone, and voila, you can track election polls, monitor baseball stats, or plan your commute home. You can record memos to yourself, play trivia games, or locate a healthy restaurant nearby. But if you want to make harmless juvenile noises, forget it.

The iPhone app "Pull My Finger" is designed to appeal to your inner fifth grader. Through a series of illustrations, the program allows you to blast fart sounds from your sleek Apple product. Yes, fart sounds. It's like a high-tech take on the classic whoopee cushion. But good luck finding it. Apple has reportedly rejected the flatulent feature, calling it "of limited utility to the broad iPhone and iPod touch user community."

It's hard to argue with that. But on the other hand, what's the fun of technology without a little bodily humor thrown in? Valleywag and Wired have picked up the noisome tale and attracted energetic comments both for or against. Get past Obama and McCain. Where do you stand on the issue of phones bleating noises best left to the bathroom?