the buzz log

Dear Emma Watson,

Yale is really, really pleased to be offering you — already a world-famous actress — a place in the upcoming freshman class at our world-famous university.

We read on your Twitter account that you got into Yale, but haven't yet decided where you're going to college. Then we read that you actually don't have a Twitter account. Silly us!

As you know, we are a seriously prestigious school. After all, lots of the most incredibly talented actors were also Yalies, including Sigourney Weaver, Jodie Foster, and Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep! What does that stuffy old Cambridge have to match that? (We hear you may have been accepted there, too.) Of course, playing that brainiac Hermione Granger in all those Harry Potter movies was so cool. But now instead of just playing a smartie, you could get a real-life Ivy League education.

P.S. We're actually not sure if you've been accepted at Yale, but the Web rumors say it's so. Here's hoping!