Best Beware Thy Stingray
A record-breaking stingray capture, by the numbers:
- 1 rod and line
- 90 minutes for one British biologist (with help) to reel in the freshwater fish
- 13 men to drag said fish onto a boat
- 125 pounds—that's the difference between the stingray's weight at 771 pounds and the previous record rod-&-reel capture of a catfish
The Thailand capture of the massive female stingray was part of a program to tag such Maeklong River residents. The captive, part of a "vulnerable species" listed by the International Union for Conservation of Nature, measured a hefty 7 feet by 7 feet. That doesn't include the 10-foot-long poisonous tail.
Such creatures are dangerous, of course: Famed Australian TV personality Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin died from a stingray barb at the Great Barrier Reef in 2006.
The numbers currently put one Ian Welch on the world record books. (Pictures of Welch posing with his female companion can be found here.) The stingray's resistance nearly dunked Welch into the river, and he was literally saved by the seat of his pants when a crewmate grabbed his trousers.
Another reason that this marine fish is so huge: She's pregnant. (Cue soap-opera gasp.) After she had been towed to the bank (too big to be onboard the boat), she was duly marked, had DNA samples removed, and returned to the river whence she unwillingly came. Welch gave her a farewell smooch, then spent the rest of the day with a cold beer and memories of her.
By the way, one number isn't known: the exact stingray population count, which has shrunk 20 percent in the past decade. With this lady's help, at least one more will be added to this number...and with a tale to tell.
Filed under: Fishing, Marine Biology, Fish
Buzz Week in Review
Below the purple haze of American politics, beyond the sheer historicity of Election Day, were events of passing significance. In other words, other things happened besides the U.S. elections. Take a breather from gloried events and muse over monsters from Mexico, excessive palimony payments, and literary figures who said goodbye.
The Creature From the Lake Resort
The axolotl: so elusive, so slimy, so near extinction. USA Today examined the possible fate of Mexico City's water monster, aka the Mexican walking fish. Scientists aim to save the creature, which has so far survived conquistadors, fishing, pollution, tourism, and singing gondoliers. The salamander has been the stuff of Aztec legend and Ogden Nash poetry, but may survive only another five years without help. People need way more time than that to practice pronouncing ACK-suh-LAH-tuhl.
The Realities of Romance
Reality TV pseudo-celebrities decided this week "yes we can" and "no we can't" when it came to matrimonial alliances. "The Bachelorette" DeAnna Pappas, once publicly rejected, did the spurning this time when she ended her engagement to Jesse Csincsak. The move also resulted in Pappas (metaphorically) shoving aside Rahm Emanuel as the fastest moving search term in the last seven days (+136,990%). "Girls Next Door" star Kendra Wilkinson, obviously so on the rebound from Hugh Hefner, announced her engagement to NFL wide receiver Hank Baskett. Lastly, Simon Cowell's longtime gal pal Terri Seymour dumped the "American Idol" judge last week, but she burst into Buzz for getting a nearly $10 million parting gift. This should re-inflate Simon's ego: The New Republic suggests Cowell "saved American democracy." Now that's surreal.
Epilogue: Literary Farewells
Michael Crichton was the latest literary figure to pass on in the past few weeks. Cinematical honors the thriller author's best seven onscreen translations. The author, who died of cancer at age 66, follows the departures of oral historian Studs Terkel, mystery writer Tony Hillerman, and New Age instigator Marilyn Ferguson.
Also buzzing...
• Soap star Lisa Rinna admits to plastic surgery overload.
• New Hampshire wants kids out of high school and into college by their sweet sixteen.
• OK, for the political junkies: Election Day search by search, John McCain's elegant concession, and a linguist's take on Barack Obama's speech.
Filed under: Celebrities, Celebrity Couples, Authors, Science, Fish
Fish Pedicures Make Waves
How far would you go for a good pedicure?
Somewhere in the Washington, D.C. area, women and men are slipping their feet into tanks of small carp and allowing the fish to nibble at their toes. Yes, nibble. A Virginia nail salon has sparked buzz by employing these "doctor fish" to eat the dead skin on clients' feet.
Whether searchers are intrigued or grossed out we can't say, but queries for the practice have leapt. Yesterday, we logged spikes in "fish pedicure," "doctor fish pedicure," "carp pedicure," and "japanese fish pedicure." Chomp, chomp.
In Buzz, articles on the fishy endeavor have also fluttered upwards. In a popular video clip, a daring reporter not only commits her hot pink toes to a carp-infested tank (for research!) but squeals mightily once the creatures get to work.
From A(quariums) to Z(oos)
Aquariums and zoos have been in the news in recent weeks, from a bubonic plague-related monkey death at the Denver Zoo and two whale sharks dying within six months of one another at the Georgia Aquarium.
That's helped collective look-ups for America's habitats: Searches are up 19% over this same time last summer. Nothing fails to stir buzz like an addition to an endangered species, like the rare baby wombat at Brookfield Zoo, a spot-nosed monkey making its debut at Arizona's Wildlife World Zoo, and the baby four-eyed turtle emerging from its shell at the Tennessee Aquarium.
Speaking of aquariums, tanks may not draw as much buzz as their glamorous zoological counterparts, but they do have a calming effect. The Oregon Coast Aquarium broadcasts a live feed of its fishy denizen at local hospitals, based on the premise that watching underwater life calms terrestrial types. Here are the top 20 leading candidates soothing nerves for searchers this week...
Among Buzz habitats, zoos reign supreme. Their long history has evolved from a form of entertainment to education and preservation. While some throw in rides and other gimmicks to draw in the crowds, honest-to-goodness habitats—like the most-searched San Diego Zoo—rely on sheer animal attraction. Check out the buzz call of the wild with the top 20 zoos in Search this week...
My, What Big Teeth You Have!
Last week, a Texas angler trawling Buffalo Springs Lake reeled in a fish. It was a 20-pounder, and he must have thought it was a beauty until he peeled back its lip to see a neat row of "human" teeth. Maybe it's a South American pacu with unusually large pearly whites, maybe it's a fish with a really good dentist. Regardless, buzz on the catch and its impressive set of grinders raced up the Search stream. Everything from "fish with human teeth" and "texas fish teeth" to "pacu" and "buffalo springs lake" leapt.
Meanwhile, archaeologists in Australia have unearthed a toothy find of their own. They discovered fossil evidence of a kangaroo with really big, really long, and really ferocious fangs (that's the exact scientific description). Buzz on "killer kangaroo" immediately bounded upwards, followed closely by searches for the flesh-eating marsupial's pictures and a movie pitch from Rob Zombie.
Finally, this edition of the Buzz creature feature ends with a 12-foot fellow named Houdini. This snake's got one powerful swallow. Houdini is a Burmese python, and last week he succeeded in downing a full rabbit dinner and a side of electric blanket, complete with cord and control box. After his owner discovered the meal, she rushed him to the hospital where he went under the scalpel, and quickly found himself a Web sensation. Searches on "burmese python," "python blanket," and "python electric blanket" have all noshed on the Buzz ever since.
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| 1 | Worst Airports For Delays 2009 | Breakout! |
| 2 | How To Survive A Recession | Breakout! |
| 3 | Ice Cream Calorie Counter | Breakout! |
| 4 | Jayson Williams | Breakout! |
| 5 | Alexandra Kerry | Breakout! |
| 6 | Chaz Bono | 10707% |
| 7 | Kelly Osbourne | 3298% |
| 8 | Jennifer Hudson | 3218% |
| 9 | Nicole Richie | 2075% |
| 10 | Thierry Henry | 1125% |

top leaders
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| 1 | Black Friday | +413 | 1016 |
| 2 | Elizabeth Lambert | -677 | 263 |
| 3 | NFL | +66 | 235 |
| 4 | New Moon | +74 | 213 |
| 5 | Bing | +83 | 209 |
| 6 | Kelly Osbourne | +193 | 199 |
| 7 | Hulu | +7 | 139 |
| 8 | Nicole Richie | +124 | 130 |
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