The Turf War Behind the Monster Jellyfish Crop Circle
Have aliens left another calling card?
Conspiracists — and Brits — are all atwitter about a crop circle that appeared at an Oxfordshire barley field. Instead of circles, the creators have become far more artistic (or they've figured out how to use Earth landmowers). The "circle" is in the shape of a 600-foot jellyfish — a first, as far as we know — and the BBC has posted an aerial video of the creature.
The overnight sensation launched Web searches for "jellyfish crop circle," "crop circles aliens," "crop circles conspiracies," and — for the DIY crowd — "crop circle patterns." Previous lawn artworks have appeared in the form of birds, butterflies, and, last year, the first 10 digits of pi (you know, 3.141592654).
OK, say this grassy rendering isn't an alien self-portrait. Even so, the massive carve-out is impressive. Karen Alexander, a croppy (the name for experts in this, er, field), says this one's "absolutely huge — roughly three times bigger than...most crop patterns, and extremely interesting. People have been aghast at the size of it. It is a complete monster."
What human motivations could lie behind this? The English countryside could be facing a turf war, as Oxfordshire looks to poach tourists from Wiltshire. That town's currently the crop-circle capital, thanks to a lovely 350-foot yin-yang symbol near an ancient burial mound. Or who knows? Maybe the recent outbreak is an homage to a late crop-circle researcher, who recently passed away at age 90.
Either way, lucky landowners Bill and Sally Ann Spence aren't thrilled about being the owner of a giant jellyfish imprint. Not that the artwork isn't "beautiful," but they're asking visitors to stop tramping over their poor crops for a look-see, and instead get a helicopter and hover. The Spences won't be asking the local cops to track down the renegade crop artists. As if earthling law enforcement has jurisdiction over alien jellyfish.
Filed under: Art, Paranormal, Outdoors
Come and Get 'Em While They're Hot: America's Parks for Free
America's parks may be the country's preserved wildernesses, but even they can't dodge the political and economic effects of the urban world.
The recession could shutter some of California's state parks, but now national park lovers have a reprieve: Interior Secretary Ken Salazar just swung open the gates to let visitors in for free at all 391 national parks on three weekends: June 20-21, July 18-19, August 15-16.
Of course, since 244 parks didn't charge in the first place, the deal's only a deal at 147 parks and monuments. Still, Salazar's heart is in the right place—our wallets.
That makes the timing of the top-searched national parks spot on. Take a look, and don't forget to pack a lunch before you go.
1. Grand Canyon National Park (Arizona)
2. Yellowstone National Park (Wyoming)
3. Yosemite National Park (California)
4. Rocky Mountain National Park (Colorado)
5. Glacier National Park (tie) (Montana)
5. Sequoia National Park (tie) (California)
6. Zion National Park (Utah)
7. Estes National Park (Colorado)
8. Great Smoky Mountains National Park (Tennessee)
9. Mammoth Cave National Park (Kentucky)
10. Bryce Canyon National Park (Utah)
Filed under: Parks, Outdoors, Tourist Attractions, Economics
The Perfect Picnic Searches
Spread out your favorite blanket and unwrap your favorite foods. Searches on "picnic recipes" (+537%) and "picnic basket" (+171%) have soared in the past month, as folks prepare to dine al fresco. Whether you're setting up shop on the beach or in a park, the allure of a well-stocked basket is difficult to resist. So, if you're planning on treating someone special to a relaxing afternoon in the sun, we have the top 20 picnic searches. Watch out for ants as you chew over these ideas...
Filed under: Outdoors
Why I Hate Summer, by Grumpy Grandpa
As a cantankerous old man, I hate everything. But you know what really gets my goat? Phone calls during naptime. Grr! Just yesterday, some punk from the Buzz Log called and told me "summer-related terms" are jumping in Search. He wanted to know if I'm looking forward to fireworks keeping me awake and my air conditioner running out of Freon. Well, I'll tell ya what I think of summer—I hate it! And here's why...
- Mosquitoes (+10% in Search) Grr, they're after my blood. They're always biting me while I'm drinking my Sanka.
- Sunburn (+120%) When I ride my Rascal to the library, I have to slather myself with greasy sunblock. Bah, I hate the sun!
- Picnics (+341%) Lazy kids lounge around, stuffing their faces with slaw. In my day we had to work!
- Hunting (-14%) The one activity I like, and it's too hot to go outside. Guess I'll stay indoors and shoot rats instead.
- Ice Cream (+30%) My witch doctor of a dentist told me I can't eat it anymore. Damn these cheap Medicare-issued dentures!
- Gas Prices (+122%) I own stock in all oil companies, especially the ones that run afoul of the EPA. This actually makes me happy.
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| 4 | Jayson Williams | Breakout! |
| 5 | Alexandra Kerry | Breakout! |
| 6 | Chaz Bono | 10707% |
| 7 | Kelly Osbourne | 3298% |
| 8 | Jennifer Hudson | 3218% |
| 9 | Nicole Richie | 2075% |
| 10 | Thierry Henry | 1125% |

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| 1 | Black Friday | +413 | 1016 |
| 2 | Elizabeth Lambert | -677 | 263 |
| 3 | NFL | +66 | 235 |
| 4 | New Moon | +74 | 213 |
| 5 | Bing | +83 | 209 |
| 6 | Kelly Osbourne | +193 | 199 |
| 7 | Hulu | +7 | 139 |
| 8 | Nicole Richie | +124 | 130 |
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