Maternity Instincts
July through October are the months when most Americans are born, at least according to the last time the government counted up all the little fingers and toes. Moms-to-be are starting to show now, propelling them into full surfing mode for maternity wear. Luckily, a few have support: Recently, 1 out of 5 searches for “maternity clothes” on Yahoo! were conducted by men. (Otherwise, there goes their comfy flannel shirts to the cause.)
With Mother's Day only weeks away, figuring out what to give a mama-to-be might be a little easier if you knew what she craved. Below are items on some ladies' Search wish lists (besides a really good sardine milkshake and some chalk-flavored chips).
- Hot Mamas-to-Be. A rapid weight gain doesn’t mean you can't—and don't want to—look good. "Sexy" ensembles have swelled up more than a third compared to last year. Online shoppers have considered “maternity belly rings,” “sexy maternity T-shirts,” “hot maternity dresses,” “erotic maternity lingerie,” and even “strapless maternity dresses.” Here's hoping gravity holds for those fashionistas.
- If the Shoe Doesn't Fit: As tummies swell, so do the tootsies, which explains a threefold Web surge for “maternity shoes,” compared to last year. Unlike the come-hither looks sought above, more pragmatic considerations dictate what goes on aching feet, namely "comfortable."
- Oh Snap. Who says women don’t want to be photographed when they’re heavier? Searches for "maternity photography" (as well as inspiration for such poses) are up 48%. The queries come from all over the country—from San Diego, Calif., to Jackson, Miss., to Fort Myers, Florida. Demi Moore may have helped to wallop the pregnancy photo barrier with her 1991 Vanity Fair cover; before then, a woman's "condition" was something to be shrouded in lots of fabric. But the biz is also a natural outgrowth of the big wedding-photography boom.
- Hey, I'm Birthin' Here. Will New York see a population boomlet? At least, that’s the region doing the most research into maternity clothes, followed by Washington D.C., Chicago, Dallas-Fort Worth, and the San Francisco Bay Area. Either those ladies are more fashion-conscious, or expect to hear the pitter-patter of little feet in those areas.
Filed under: Shopping, Fashion, Photography, Pregnancy, Women, Shoes
Obama Photos Trigger Web Delirium
Not perhaps since John F. Kennedy's own beach photos has a nation been so stirred to seek out revealing images of the incoming commander-in-chief. Searches are soaring for "obama pictures" and, in a realm normally reserved for prepubescent idols, "obama shirtless." Yes, the man so far designated to stimulate the economy, restore American dignity abroad, and save the planet from global warming, has inspired lookups more befitting a, dare we say, heartthrob.
Reassuringly, other recent Obama searches do dwell on the more relevant issues at hand ("obama inauguration," "obama cabinet picks"). The photo exposé, however, once again underscores the celebritization of Obama (as a John McCain ad once famously pointed out).
The latest act of online voyeurism comes from a confluence of three recent pictorial events: Two include Barack Obama's return to Time magazine's cover as Man of the Year and the release of never-before-seen college photos, in which the future No. 44 posed in a Panama hat, leather jacket, and occasionally with a cigarette for a hopeful photographer's portfolio. That momentous puff induced a teacup-sized tempest as people zeroed in on the "obama smoking" pic.
The third event is his holiday trip back to his home state. The president-elect did what any red-blooded American would do in a tropical isle: He stripped down to his swimming trunks and dove right into the winter surf. The ABC video showed a fleeting rear view of Obama descending into the water, but that was enough to trigger the buzz for "obama hawaii" (+130%), "obama vacation" (+113%) and, of course, the aforementioned shirtless queries.
To those who would defend the dignity of the Oval Office and all its inhabitants, will their brains eventually soften with four years of headlines like the New York Post's "O, My Bod!" (with yet another name twist in paragraph one: "Just call him 'Ab'-bama.'"). Forget tabloids—the Honolulu Star-Bulletin reported regular citizens turning into paparazzi packs. Meanwhile, a true paparazzo snuck a shot, and the hosting site was promptly overwhelmed by political oglers.
His photogenic vim and vigor have long evoked comparisons to the charismatic Kennedy, who similarly inspired a brouhaha over his beach photo. Former Vanity Fair magazine editor Tina Brown, in a CNN interview about Obama's enormous star power, claimed that Obama is aware of his appeal and "he deliberately dials back on his charisma" to spare the masses. (Brown by the way once ventured on Greek God territory and called Obama "Apollonian.")
Indeed, the president-elect himself, while courting the exposure, showed signs of being willing to draw the line: An AFP article noted Obama saying to news photographers, "Ok guys, come on...How many shots do you need?" Doubtless once the honeymoon period is over (and technically, the wedding's not until January 20th anyhow), this rapture will be tempered.
As for the shirtless searches, a slideshow of "Other Shirtless Presidents" reveals he is not the first, nor will he likely be the last. And as for shirtless celebrities versus shirtless politicians, Obama's Web appeal runs second to "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson, thereby upholding the right and proper balance in the world.
Filed under: Politics, Photography, Media, Barack Obama
Camera Sly: Unpublished Photos Rile Controversy
Who knew that a photographer who specializes in apes and babies could take such unflattering photos of a Republican presidential candidate?
The hot Buzz spotlight has turned on Jill Greenberg, a freelance photographer hired to photograph John McCain for The Atlantic Monthly magazine. Not content with letting the camera add the usual 10 pounds, Greenberg got the senator to stand over a strobe light to get an unflattering, shadowy disco-monster effect.
The magazine didn't go for any of the demon shots, and opted for a regular portrait, which can be seen on its website and newsstands. So if the photos were rejected, how did the story get out? Greenberg's dastardly deed—photographic villainy on the level of darkening O.J. Simpson but not quite as egregious as moving an entire pyramid—was found out by the New York Post. The paper didn't have to do too much investigation: Apparently the self-confessed "hard-core Dem" blogged about her lighting techniques and had her Adobe Photoshop way with the rejects.
Among those weighing in is Jeffrey Goldberg—the magazine staff writer who penned the cover piece "The Wars of John McCain." In the magazine's blog, Goldberg stated he was "appalled" over the Post's revelations, and called her doctored photographs "juvenile" and Greenberg an "indecent person who should not be working in magazine journalism."
The condemnation hasn't assuaged commenters on Little Green Footballs about lefty media bias. Fox News, which features the October issue cover, reports that The Atlantic's editor James Bennet will be sending a Dear John letter—no, not that kind...a letter of apology.
Greenberg has earned infamy before: Her exhibit of tearful toddlers was a political statement on corrupt governments, but it was her technique of offering them candy then taking it away to induce tears that prompted outrage. As for her current embroilment, editor Bennet—who called the photographer's behavior "incredibly underhanded and unprofessional"—says she's not only going to get stiffed on payment, but she may have to deal with a lawsuit. Sounds like she'll have to line up a lot of apes and crying babies.
Photo tampering unfortunately has been around since...well...cameras, as many sites document here, here, and a Scientific American slideshow here. By the way, the name of Greenberg's blog: The Manipulator.
Filed under: Politics, Photography, Magazines, Media, Elections, Presidents, Photographers
Babies Got Bucks
OK, the twins are here. Now the question is, which charities benefit?
As paparazzi hope to make a small fortune with candid shots of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, those in the business of trafficking celebrity baby pictures estimate the fraternal twins are worth up to $20 million. The sum not only beats out older sis Shiloh's $4.1 million paycheck (which went to Namibian hospitals), but it's more than double what J.Lo's lucrative pair, Emme and Max, earned. Either way, the final bid will make Forbes' April 2008 slideshow on Most Expensive Celebrity Baby Photos woefully obsolete.
The cutthroat bids over famous baby pictures really kicked off in 2002, but not all parents sell their offspring's mugs for money, charity-destined or otherwise. Britney Spears supposedly didn't want her ex to get a cut of any of Jayden James proceeds. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes went for a P.R. image cleanse with a 22-page Vanity Fair spread. The magazine not only didn't have to pay for the Annie Leibovitz shots, but its website got swamped and the monthly pulled in 4,000 new subscribers. Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban may one-up her ex and distribute photos for free, no editorial comment necessary. (The couple may try the charity route again, although their last attempt to get photo agencies to donate money by providing their wedding pics for free apparently didn't work too well.)
As to why magazines are willing to pay more than their entire staffs salaries for a year, the lure of readership isn't the only reason. In a chat with NPR, a Star Magazine editor says magazines don't hope to recoup the cost but do it for the "prestige"—although the real prestige would be getting candid shots of celebrity babes crying at 3 a.m. or spitting up strained peas. Whatever the amount, if history dictates, a lucky French nonprofit could benefit from the Jolie-Pitt twin-sized bounty, as Shiloh's earnings went to African children's charities as well as UNICEF.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many baby spreads are worth a mil? Check out this chart, with links whenever possible to the magazine cover. (Note that the payout for Patrick Dempsey's twins on People hasn't been widely reported, but doubtless would make the top 10.) Whatever the final offer, the Jolie-Pitt brood will doubtless lead the baby cash cows—although technically, one Shiloh was worth more than half a J.Lo twin.
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Top Celebrity Baby Payoffs | |||
| Happy Parents | Baby Face | Sold! (Outlet) | |
| 1. | Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt | Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline | $11-$20 mil |
| 2. | Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony | Emme and Max | $6 mil (People) |
| 3. | Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt | Shiloh Nouvel | $4.1 mil (People) |
| 4. | Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey | Levi Alves | $3 mil (OK!) |
| 5. | Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman | Max Liron | $2 mil (People) |
| 5. | Angeline Jolie & Brad Pitt | Pax Thien | $2 mil (People) |
| 6. | Anna Nicole Smith & Larry Birkhead | Dannielynn | $2 mil (OK!) |
| 7. | Jessica Alba and Cash Warren | Honor Marie | $1.5 mil (OK) |
| 8. | Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge | Maddie Briann | $1 mil (OK!) |
| 8. | Nicole Richie and Joel Madden | Harlow Winter Kate | $1 mil (People) |
| 9. | Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale | Kingston | $1 mil (OK!) |
| 10. | Marcia Cross and Tom Mahoney | Eden and Savannah | $600K (People) |
Filed under: Photography, Money, Babies, Magazines
Missile Envy
Why spend billions on turbofans, alloys, and other missile parts when Adobe Photoshop costs around $650?
Then again, perhaps the Iranian Revolutionary Guard doctored an image of Iran's missile tests because three missiles just didn't present the pleasing symmetry that four would.
News organizations around the world picked up the photo of Iran flexing its missile muscle, including Yahoo! News, the Financial Times, and the Los Angeles Times. According to NPR, however, the Web site Little Green Footballs and the New York Times both noticed something was awry. It turned out the fourth airborne missile was a fake: As an NYT photography editor told USA Today, it had been "cloned, and rather sloppily."
Huffington Post blogger Harry Shearer (a.k.a. Mr. Montgomery Burns and other Simpsons characters) went even further to say the photo could be a rerun from two years back. U.S. military intelligence hasn't confirmed that, although they told CNN that Iran fired only one missile on day two rather than a round. (The alleged photo was taken on the first day.)
To be fair, the image wasn't completely misleading, merely... hopeful. There had been four missiles, but one misfired. Would that fact have eased jitters, which in turn stoked up oil prices and likely contributed to the Dow's freefall on Friday? Does the fakery both lessen the European Union's worry about Gulf tensions, or give even more weight to Russia's statement that the U.S. doesn't need missile defenses in Eastern Europe?
Iran might not be the only country with performance issues. The Union of Concerned Scientists say the U.S. missile defense isn't all that either. Whether that'll stop all the tough talk remains to be seen... if we can believe our eyes.
Filed under: Tech, Photography, Iran, Military, News
Film Buzz Falls Flat
Nikon (top 5,000 searches), one of the giants of the photography industry, recently kicked its mid-range consumer line of film cameras to the curb. We thought we heard gasps from millions of backyard photographers around the world. But it turned out to be the sounds of shutterbug ecstasy as they caressed their sexy new multi-megapixel digital cameras.
Sure, svelte silver digicams are hot stuff, and convenient. They let you see immediately whether your last shot rivals an Avedon. But, a film camera -- the mystery and anticipation between the click of the shutter and the final print…call us luddites, but we think that's sexy.
We've unveiled further evidence that consumers have indeed lost their loving feeling for film -- digital photography queries far outnumber film-related ones. "Digital camera," within our top 1,200 searches, holds a very special place in the hearts of searchers. Though we are heartened to see that a few people remain loyal to film, searching for "35mm cameras" (top 300,000 searches) and "35mm film" (top one million searches). These might be freaks with a film fetish, but we suspect they're students and fine artists with a little bit of love left for the grande dame of photography formats. We wish them many more years of happiness, and smiles for the camera.
Filed under: Tech, Photography
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